A slimeball assaulted a woman on Second Avenue on Aug. 12.
The victim told police that she was near 11th Street at 11 a.m., when the sleaze began repeatedly pushing the victim and screaming at her.
Cops cuffed a man for allegedly biting another man on Flatbush Avenue on Aug. 12.
The victim told police that he confronted the victim, who was sleeping on a bench outside the victim’s store near Atlantic Avenue, when the suspect bit him on the hand and slapped him in the face at around 8 a.m.
Police arrested the man later that day on a misdemeanor assault charge, according to police.
Police arrested a man for allegedly harassing a woman on Douglas Street on Aug. 12.
The victim told police that the suspect had been harassing her in person and through email for months, when he allegedly showed up to her workplace between Nevins Street and Third Avenue at around 1 p.m., causing her to call the police.
Cops showed up on scene and arrested the man on misdemeanor charges of aggravated harassment, according to police.
A thief looted a car that was parked on Fourth Avenue between Aug. 12 and Aug. 13.
The victim told police that she had left the car between 5:30 p.m. and 6 a.m. the following day, when the pirate broke the rear window and stole various items.
Some crook stole a motorcycle from Prospect Park West between July 23 and Aug. 1.
The victim told police that he parked the motorbike between Eighth and Ninth streets, but found it missing when he returned to the parking spot at around 8 p.m. on Aug. 1.
A rogue stole a bicycle from Caton Avenue on Aug. 10.
The victim told police that he left the bike momentarily between Stratford Road and E. 10th Street at around 2 p.m., when the weasel hopped on and rode off.
A louse crashed a car on Sixth Avenue but refused a Breathalyzer test on Aug. 11.
Arriving officers found the cur’s car crashed near Bergen Street at around 11:30 p.m., and noticed that the driver was slurring his words. The good-for-nothing refused requests to take a sobriety test, and police referred his case to the District Attorney’s office for further investigation, according to cops.
— Aidan Graham