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On BPR: Gersh Kuntzman returns to report on life ‘between jobs’

Gersh Kuntzman, back when he worked for a living.
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Is he unemployed, or just “between jobs”?

The “he” is former Brooklyn Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman — and the answer, according to the just-fired Newsweek editor as he dropped by Brooklyn Paper Radio this week, is that he is merely enjoying a “peaceful interregnum.”

“So you’re unemployed?” Radio co-host Vince DiMiceli repeatedly implored.

“Between jobs,” Kuntzman said, bringing DiMiceli, co-host Anthony Rotunno, and all of Brooklyn up to date on what he’s been doing since his last day at the online magazine on Feb. 23.

In short, Kuntzman has:

1. Written a young adult novel, “Good Luck Charm,” which DiMiceli said is “surprisingly good.” Kuntzman urged publishers to text him — repeatedly giving his cellphone number (347) 512–4651 — if they are interested in publishing the yarn, which centers on a Met-loving girl who discovers that she is the eponymous lucky charm for the Amazins. “It’s a breeze to read,” DiMiceli added.

2. Started work on his latest “money-losing” theatrical production, “The Earl,” a musical about the invention of the sandwich. It’s by the same team that brought you “Murder at the Food Coop” and “SUV: The Musical,” Kuntzman’s prior money-losing, critical successes.

3. “Been enjoying Brooklyn, our great borough,” Kuntzman said. “It’s great during the day. No one is around and people are pleasant!”

4. Continued to wake up at 6 am so he’s ready for whatever job he can get. “There’s no ‘late bird,’ ” Kuntzman observed, “because the early bird eats up all the worms and the late bird dies of starvation.”

5. Allowed himself the leisure to enjoy New Yorker articles to the very bottom. “If you have time like I do, please read the stinkbug story and the Christopher Steele story,” Kuntzman said. “This is journalism at its best.”

6. Captained an adult hockey team to the championship in the Prospect Park adult hockey league, with a 5–1 win in the finals on Tuesday night.

“But you’re unemployed,” DiMiceli said.

“Between jobs, Vince.”

“He calls me all the time and says, ‘Can we go out for coffee?’ ” DiMiceli said, whining as he quoted Kuntzman.

“Point of information, Vince, I say, ‘Can you buy me a cup of coffee?’ ”

Kuntzman also gave out his cellphone to potential employees.

“You know, Vince and Tony, there’s only one thing I do better than anyone,” Kuntzman said in his elevator pitch. “I take struggling local papers and turn them into award-winning journalistic powerhouses. So if anyone wants to pay me to do that, I am ready.”

That number again: (347) 512–4651. Operators are standing by — and unemployed.

“Between jobs, guys, between jobs,” Kuntzman said.

Brooklyn Paper radio is recorded and podcast live every Tuesday at 4 pm — for your convenience — from our studio in America’s Downtown and can be found, as always, right here on BrooklynPaper.com, on iTunes, and of course, on Stitcher.

Updated 5:47 pm, July 9, 2018
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Reasonable discourse

blogger Bill from from Boerum Hill says:
Guess its old fashioned in a way to observe
that Gersh kunstman is a wholesome,literate,
inoffensive and multi-talented soul--okay, I
said it. Great product of Brooklyn and friend
to pets, children and the elderly. So ask
yourselves why he is unemployed (for $$$) and
the answer echoes across the borough: right
now the national mood is bleak, unforgiving.
Mood fights back at the St Francis types.What
is he hiding? Can it be...
March 21, 10:07 am
Homey from Crooklyn says:
Perception varies....
many people find him an insufferable twit
March 21, 10:16 am
Jason from Fort Greene says:
The Brooklyn Paper has recovered from Gersh Kunstman. Kunstman is all about himself. He thinks he's great.
March 21, 10:27 am
a fan says:
Whatever happened to bring about this state of affairs, I hope that Lauren Gill wasn't collateral damage.
March 21, 3:17 pm
Andrew Porter from Brooklyn Heights says:
I'm looking at the top photo.

Which one is Gersh?
March 21, 11:28 pm
Thomas from Prospect Heights says:
The aquarium crowd is sometimes as disturbing as the zoo crowd. Loud, banging on the fish tanks. The same sort who give attitude if you don't want to use the 'complimentary' plastic bag at the grocery or wherever, which are btw banned in India.
March 23, 4:19 pm

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