Two days before Christmas and all through the land,
Trump is confirmed as pres — a’int life so grand
The deplorables won and the dems in the dumps
Now Hil and Bill are just retired old chumps
The press is still whining “it’s so very unfair”
But we are bored with the rhetoric we just don’t care
For actors and celebs that promised to flee
Here is your chance, the bus is waiting, and the ride is free
On Whoopi, on Babs, on Amy, and John
Oh Chelsea, oh Lena and Neve will be gone
Last but not least — Barry, Keegan-Michael, Chloe, and Al
Please don’t forget Rosie, Cher, and Samuel
Enough of the election, I’m tired as hell
Just want to wish all a happy Noel.
Here are my wishes to one and to all
May the New Year be filled with joy and success
No more unsettling unrest and duress
May the streets be filled all with good cheer
And the world be at peace and not living in fear.
Merry Christmas to all - and to all a good night!
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