Come to rock or just to gawk. Michael Cera, the adorkable lead in “Scott Pilgrim” and “Superbad” plays twee indie rock alongside Alden Penner of The Unicorns as part of the Northside Festival.
11 pm at Knitting Factory [361 Metropolitan Ave. at Havermeyer Street in Williamsburg, (347) 529–6696, bk.knitt
The wee willy competition is back! Diminuitive dudes compete today at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant, complete with a talent, swimwear, and formal attire competition.
2:30 pm at Kings County Saloon [1 Knickerbocker Ave. at Johnson Avenue in Bushwick, (347) 987-3751, www.kings
The hard-knock life eases up a little at this SummerStage event aimed at kids, featuring 11-year-old DJ Fulano spinning records and a screening of 2014’s “Annie.”
7 pm at Betsy Head Park (Bristol Street between Blake and Dumont avenues in Brownsville, www.cityp
6:30 pm at Brooklyn Brainer [190 Underhill Ave. between Sterling and St. Johns places in Prospect Heights, (347) 292–7246, www.brook
Beloved rapper, beatboxer, and “Sharknado 2” bit player Biz Markie performs with Brownsville rapper Masta Ace. I can only assume that this evening will end with everyone in the park coming together to belt out “YOOOOUUUU! You got what I NEEED!”
7 pm at Herbert Von King Park (Lafayette Avenue between Marcy and Tompkins avenues in Bedford-Stuyvesant, www.cityp