June 12, 2015 / GO Brooklyn / Where to GO / Five Things to Do in Brooklyn This Week

Five things to do in Brooklyn, June 12–18

Smallest penis in Brooklyn pageant winner Nick Gilronan (a.k.a. The Delivery Man) celebrates his victory with judge Cherry Pitz.
The Brooklyn Paper
Share on TwitterTweet
Share on Facebook

Get our stories in your inbox, free.

Like Brooklyn Paper on Facebook.


June 12

Que Cera, Cera

Come to rock or just to gawk. Michael Cera, the adorkable lead in “Scott Pilgrim” and “Superbad” plays twee indie rock alongside Alden Penner of The Unicorns as part of the Northside Festival.

11 pm at Knitting Factory [361 Metropolitan Ave. at Havermeyer Street in Williamsburg, (347) 529–6696,]. $15.


June 13

Teeny weenie

The wee willy competition is back! Diminuitive dudes compete today at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant, complete with a talent, swimwear, and formal attire competition.

2:30 pm at Kings County Saloon [1 Knickerbocker Ave. at Johnson Avenue in Bushwick, (347) 987-3751,]. $10 ($5 in advance).


June 14

Little orphan DJ

The hard-knock life eases up a little at this SummerStage event aimed at kids, featuring 11-year-old DJ Fulano spinning records and a screening of 2014’s “Annie.”

7 pm at Betsy Head Park (Bristol Street between Blake and Dumont avenues in Brownsville, Free.


June 16

Unseen university

Uncover the hidden history of Brooklyn and other, lesser boroughs in “The New York City You’ve Never Seen,” a virtual tour of little-known spots from sightseeing guide Richard Exelbert.

6:30 pm at Brooklyn Brainer [190 Underhill Ave. between Sterling and St. Johns places in Prospect Heights, (347) 292–7246,]. $10.


June 17

Not just a friend

Beloved rapper, beatboxer, and “Sharknado 2” bit player Biz Markie performs with Brownsville rapper Masta Ace. I can only assume that this evening will end with everyone in the park coming together to belt out “YOOOOUUUU! You got what I NEEED!”

7 pm at Herbert Von King Park (Lafayette Avenue between Marcy and Tompkins avenues in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Free.

Updated 10:23 am, June 12, 2015
Today’s news:
Share on TwitterTweet
Share on Facebook

Get our stories in your inbox, free.

Like Brooklyn Paper on Facebook.

Reasonable discourse

Enter your comment below

By submitting this comment, you agree to the following terms:

You agree that you, and not or its affiliates, are fully responsible for the content that you post. You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening or sexually-oriented material or any material that may violate applicable law; doing so may lead to the removal of your post and to your being permanently banned from posting to the site. You grant to the royalty-free, irrevocable, perpetual and fully sublicensable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such content in whole or in part world-wide and to incorporate it in other works in any form, media or technology now known or later developed.

First name
Last name
Your neighborhood
Email address
Daytime phone

Your letter must be signed and include all of the information requested above. (Only your name and neighborhood are published with the letter.) Letters should be as brief as possible; while they may discuss any topic of interest to our readers, priority will be given to letters that relate to stories covered by The Brooklyn Paper.

Letters will be edited at the sole discretion of the editor, may be published in whole or part in any media, and upon publication become the property of The Brooklyn Paper. The earlier in the week you send your letter, the better.

Keep it local!

Stay in touch with your community. Subscribe to our free newsletter: