VIDEO: Wasserman reads Wasserman

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Pardon him, but someone has to say this.

John Wasserman from Park Slope, a 22-year-old Brooklyn College junior studying political science, says he is not the same person as John Wasserman from Prospect Heights, a prolific and idiosyncratic commentator.

He was, however, more than willing to give a dramatic reading of a classic Wasserman pronouncement.

Thank you in advance for watching.

Updated 10:17 pm, July 9, 2018
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Reasonable discourse

Mike from Williamsburg says:
If I said that Max Jaeger didn't marry any cats ever, would he find that to be off color? Disney movies would make that joke.
May 28, 2015, 9:46 am
John Wasserman from Prospect Heights says:
I have to agree with the above comment-thank you Mike.
If this "real" "John Wasserman" character was a marsupial, I would have to gently ask him to please not get his pouch in a knot.
John Wasserman (the young one), please start focusing more on the people in your district, and less on what your superiors are doing with animals of the feline persuasion!
Now, I realize that everyone needs exposure, but I am just one man. (Un)fortunately, this man's name is John Wasserman.
Pardon the interruption, and you're welcome.
John Wasserman
May 28, 2015, 12:51 pm
John Wasserman from Prospect Heights says:
I do have to say (if you don't mind) that upon reviewing the film (located above) many times, I must say that you, John Wasserman, have done a fine job reading the writtings of myself, John Wasserman. Only time will tell, but you seem to be a natural in public (and perhaps private) speaking. Keep up the good work young man.
John Wasserman/Patriot
May 28, 2015, 3:32 pm

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