Nobel Peace Prize. Academy Award. Hottie of the Double-D.
Indeed, one of these accolades doesn’t fit among this revered trio — the luster of an Oscar just isn’t what it used to be.
But there’s no denying the Q score for this week’s “Hottie of the Double-D”: lifeguard Jeff House of Boerum Hill.
Now, look, our goal isn’t simply to serve a heaping helping of beefcake — no, we’re doing our part to ensure that the city never again threatens to slice the Douglass-Degraw Pool with its budgetary axe.
So continue to be on the lookout for our roving shutterbug — and you, too, may join legends such as covergirl Rachel Rios and House, names that one day, if not already, will be spoken with reverence and awe.