Dance: Park Slope artist Ranjit Bhatnagar can’t paint and he can’t sculpt — but he knows how to make ones and zeroes into something beautiful. Comment

“After he g--------- her for over an hour, George suspected Sally didn’t want to s---- and so he went to the kitchen for a bowl of cereal instead.” Comments (2)

Event: Pamper yourself with some pasties. Comments (1)

Nightlife: Forget winners and losers — everyone knows the Oscars is really about doing good old-fashioned charity work and saying thanks to the “little people.” Comment

Bar Scrawl: The Brooklyn Paper’s roving bartoonist checks out the best that Cortelyou Road has to offer. Comments (2)

Art: It’s like if Marty McFly and Doc Brown were artists. Comment

Park Slope: On this episode of “This American Life,” playing poker with Ira Glass. Comments (5)

Theater: It’s the cure for all ailments, including gingivitis, the common cold, and even that pesky cancer, depending on which huckster you ask. Comment

Art: Two rockers have a vision of the future of music — and there aren’t any guitars. Comments (3)