Sunday Screech: In this week’s Screech, Carmine goes on and on about stuff. Comment

Letters: It’s your page and you know it! Boardwalk fans rush to defend the famed walkway from getting a concrete makeover. Comment

Big Screecher: This week, Carmine says he’s had it up to here with people not following the pooper-scooper law. Comment

Mean Streets: Opponents of a much-anticipated cycling route that connects the Prospect Park West bike lane with Park Slope and Prospect Heights want the city to push aside the new path — literally. Comments (54)

Park Slope: A doorman at a posh Prospect Park West building has cracked the code of secrecy about a parking spot-saving scheme, saying he’s forced to abandon the unwritten ethics of the street because parking in Park Slope is so competitive. Comments (26)

Weekend Watch: How sweet it is to be loved by the MTA, folks. You can look forward to some smooth cruising out there this weekend! Comment

Red Hook: Talk about good vibrations. Comment

A Britisher’s View: The social netrowk titan jumped ship to Singapore to avoid paying capital gains taxes — ahead of his company going public. It’s a beastly bit of insider trading, sez our columnist. Comment

Weekend Watch: How sweet it is to be loved by the MTA, folks. You can look forward to some smooth cruising out there this weekend! Comment

Marine Park: Plus a host of other crimes from Marine Park’s 63rd Precinct. Comment

Bar Scrawl: Our bartoonist finds a watering hole that reminds him of his past. Comments (4)

Williamsburg: Williamsburg residents fear that where there’s smoke, there’s going to be, well, more smoke. Comments (16)

Call it Cha-Cha’s revenge. Comment

Flatlands: Cops say a Brooklyn Avenue teen was shot repeatedly minutes after he entered the Top Taco on Flatbush Avenue. Comment

Bay Ridge: Dyker Beach is going to the dogs, but very few are from the neighborhood, dog-lovers say. Comments (7)

Prospect Heights: The Barclays Center will debut an unconventional horseshoe-shaped seating configuration for a preseason hockey game this fall — raising questions about whether the undersized arena could truly accommodate an NHL franchise. Comments (29)

Mill Basin: Floyd Bennett Field is now home to Spartan races — and all the sore muscles, fun, and feasting that go with them! Comment

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Standing O: Standing O is back, baby, it’s back! Comment

Brooklyn Heights: Better late than never. Comment

Williamsburg: Their geri curls may be wigs, but these rappers insist they’re the real deal. Comments (3)

The Dad: This week, The Dad tries to figure out how to ensure his daughters come out on top when the stakes are high. Comments (1)

BoroBeat: Lag BaOmer celebration lit up Midwood last week as marchers paraded down Ocean Avenue. Comment

Bensonhurst: Get ready for your weekly run down of crimes from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment

Sheepshead Bay: When it rains in Sheepshead Bay, residents say they hold their noses. Comment

Bay Ridge: Bill de Blasio tossed himself into the fire raging between restaurants and sidewalk food carts. Comments (3)

Midwood: Fans of recently deceased rapper Adam “MCA” Yauch showed their gratitude to the legendary Brooklyn-born Beastie Boy by painting a mural in his honor. Comment

Not for Nuthin’: This week, our columnists tells you about the good and bad of Mother’s Day weekend. Comment

BoroBeat: More than 400 tossed tractor tires and slogged through the muck during the Metro Dash at the Aviator Sports and Events Center. See all the pictures in our slideshow. Comment

Prospect Heights: Now you can lend a hand — while standing on your hands. Comment

Greenpoint: A landlord wants to replace a Greenpoint dive bar with a Hungarian restaurant, but neighbors and nuns from a school on the block say Newell Street is not the place for nightlife. Comments (5)

Fort Greene: Plus more relentless crime from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment

Gavel to Gavel: The verdict leads this week’s Gavel to Gavel. Comment

BoroBeat: New York Methodist Hospital’s surgeons, physicians, nurses, and guests rocked out with stars at the Brooklyn Museum for the medical center’s annual fundraiser on May 12. Comment

Crime: Get ready for your weekly run-down of crimes from the 61st Precinct. Comment

Borough President Markowitz’s Seaside Summer Concert Series will once again be held in a W. 21st Street lot a third the size of Asser Levy Park, critics say. Comments (32)

Sheepshead Bay: David Storobin has retaken the lead in the race to replace prison-bound ex-pol Carl Kruger — and this time it might stick. Comment

The city will install 148 bike share stations in DUMBO, Williamsburg, Greenpoint, Fort Greene, Brooklyn Heights, and Downtown — but Park Slope, Prospect Heights, and Cobble Hill will be left out in the cold until next year. Comments (17)

Link: David Storobin has retaken the lead in the race to replace prison-bound ex-pol Carl Kruger — and this time it might stick. Read more…

Bensonhurst: Police arrested a man they said swiped manhole covers for a living — until he was nabbed for the string of thefts on May 9. Comment

Greenpoint: Rookie squad Milk Believe has put together a strong start to the Brooklyn Kickball League season with a 4–0 record and victories over the John Cougar Mellencamps, the Mathletes, and People’s Court. Comment

BoroBeat: New recruits and their families got a sneak peak at their future in the Army with a day of competitions and exhibitions at the base. Comment

Park Slope: A popular Park Slope playground reopened last week with a new name honoring a long-forgotten borough president — marking a minor victory for the barely remembered politico over the landmark-hogging forefather who snatched away his legacy. Comments (2)

Williamsburg: Spoiler alert: in this adaptation of “Romeo and Juliet,” the star-crossed paramours live to love another day. Comment

Coney Island: Get ready for your weekly run-down of crimes from the 60th Precinct. Comment

Fort Greene: The late-night star is bringing his show to Brooklyn, so we decided to pester him about the borough where he was born. Comments (4)

Midwood: Avenue N residents say a proposed new synagogue that could be three times larger than anything else on the block will give them headaches. Comment

Sheepshead Bay: We weigh in on who has the best hero on Sheepshead Bay Road. Comment

Bay Ridge: Halal cart workers say they’re being harassed because they’re Middle Eastern — and threatened to sue the city if they’re forced to leave Bay Ridge. Comments (27)

Midwood: Former Councilman Simcha Felder says he’s running as a Democrat for Midwood’s new state senate seat, but says he will work with whoever’s in charge so he can “bring home the pastrami.” Comment

Mean Streets: Painting the Prospect Park West bike lane isn’t the only part of the controversial project that took a lot of green. Comments (22)

Sheepshead Bay: The city is overhauling two failing Southern Brooklyn high schools — starting with their names! Comment

Williamsburg–Greenpoint Waterfront: Domino co-owner Isaac Katan sued developer Community Preservation Resources Corporation this week in its second legal motion seeking to stop a move to refinance over $100 million of debt. Comment

It’s Only My Opinion: This week, our columnist examines some of the nation’s most intersting phone polls. Comment

Williamsburg: It’s a fetish fest — but the only chains you’ll find are the ones attached to bicycles. Comment

Marine Park: A grand jury failed to indict Monsignor Thomas Brady on sex abuse charges, stopping the criminal case against the Good Shepherd Church spiritual leader in its tracks. Comment

Canarsie: Police say a man wearing an NYPD jacket and sporting a gold shield robbed a Canarsie Road family earlier this week. Comment

Changing Brooklyn: Discount chain Century 21 will become the first new department store on the Fulton Mall in nearly 90 years when it sets up shop in a massive space in the planned City Point development in 2015. Comments (3)