Borough President Markowitz’s top aide will suspend his campaign to succeed his boss and will instead become president of the Brooklyn Chamber of Commerce. Comment
The MTA’s newest bright idea calls for harnessing the sun to make riding on the F and G trains a bit smoother for straphangers. Comments (2)
Deep in the wilds of Gotham’s web media, scientists believe they have uncovered a totally unique news publication that has been thriving in plain sight. Experts surmise that The Brooklyn Paper (kingdom newmalia, phyllum broadsheetia, class awesome) has evolved over the years so it can survive online and in print — unique traits that have allowed it to grow unhindered. You don’t even need a microscope to examine it!
And the most amazing thing about this new scientific discovery? It just keeps hustlin’, Brooklyn. Comment
What do a bunch of girly burlesque dancers have in common with “Macho Man” Randy Savage? Four words — Spinning-headlock-elbow-drop. Comment
This week, our fearless mom learns that big messages come in small packages. Comment
They’re so young they probably wouldn’t get past the bouncer if they weren’t headlining. Comment