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Boooo-m! Macy’s jeered for moving July 4th to … Jersey!

Darkness will rule the skies of Brooklyn this Fourth of July because Macy’s has decided to hold its annual fireworks extravaganza on the distant banks of the Hudson River rather than its usual location along the East River. Comments (10)
Bay Ridge: A Bay Ridge baker left the door to her 87th Street sweetshop open to lure in customers with her sugary treats — but instead attracted a city health inspector who slammed her with a citation for her illegal open-door policy. Comments (12)
Bridge ‘Park’: The Brooklyn Bridge Park development suffered yet another blow this week when a proposed bridge connecting it to Brooklyn Heights was axed in Mayor Bloomberg’s new budget, The Brooklyn Paper has learned. Comments (1)

The audacity of vote! Brooklyn man is convicted in Ohio

Downtown: A Downtown Brooklynite who illegally voted for Barack Obama in Ohio last year didn’t do it to cheat the system. He did it because it was easy. Comment

Cops: Teen terrors arrested in Heights

Brooklyn Heights: Cops say they have nabbed the teenage terrors responsible for at least six muggings in Brooklyn Heights. Comments (1)

He’s arrested for riding on sidewalk!

Mean Streets: Is this Clinton Hill biker an unrepentant menace or a cautious father protecting his child from maniac drivers? Comments (37)

‘Tommy’ rockers

‘Tommy’ rockers

The Butcher of Flatbush Ave. Extension: Mike McLaughlin, the butcher of Flatbush Avenue Extension, loves the Gallery Players’ production of “The Who’s Tommy.” Comments (2)
Music: The last time a concert was billed as “three days of peace, love and music,” an upstate New York farm bloomed into the epicenter of rock music. Comments (2)

The Brooklyn Paper mailbag

Letters: This week, we got letters about St. Joseph’s College’s plans for a basketball gym, the ongoing struggle to clean the Gowanus Canal, the missing lobster sign on Montague Street and, of course, lard bread. Comments (1)
Bay Ridge: Bay Ridge is trashy. Comments (12)
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The Nets, Lutheran Family Health plans and Health Plus teamed up to make Brooklyn kids more healthy. On Monday, March 30, 60 special Brooklyn fans celebrated healthy eating at the Nets game. There was an on-court presentation with Lutheran HealthCare staff including Larry K. McReynolds, executive director of the Lutheran Family Health Centers; Tom Early, executive director of Health Plus; and Karen Myrie, MD, medical director of Lutheran’s School Health Program. Read more…
Columbia St Waterfront: The Kurt Vonnegut dirt-box on Columbia Street is only the beginning. Comment

‘Alternate’ reality: Fort Greene and Clinton Hill drivers get their parking holiday

Mean Streets: Fort Greene and Clinton Hill will get reduced street cleaning — and with it less of the alternate-side-of-the-street shuffle for drivers — after the city completes a six- to eight-week suspension of alternate-side parking regulations that begins on Monday. Comments (4)
Clinton Hill: St. Joseph’s College has backed away from its plans for a basketball gymnasium on Clinton Avenue after an outcry from neighbors that the architecturally uninspired fieldhouse would ruin one of the most beautiful blocks in Clinton Hill. Comment

Funk it! Slope author goes back to his roots

Books: Ben Greenman, an editor at the New Yorker, set out to write a biography of Sly Stone and ended up with a serious novel about an entirely made up funk rock legend. Comment

It’s snap time as New York Photo Fest takes over DUMBO

Art: The second annual neighborhood-wide photo event is coming next weekend. Comments (1)

Help cure cancer — with just a little wine-ing

Dining: Drinking may not always be good for you, but for the next five weeks at least, it will be good for other people. Comment
Mean Streets: Critics of new restrictions on drivers in Prospect Park mouthed off at city officials on Monday night, lambasting a plan that would make the park safer for cyclists and other park users. Comments (9)
Theater: Our reviewer raves about “The Nosemaker’s Apprentice” at the Brick Theater. Comment

It’s Mother’s Day — but who’s crying? Smartmom, of course

Smartmom: If it’s Tuesday, it’s Smartmom day on This week, Smartmom digs in for some serious Mother’s Day tears. Comment

It’s a Nordic invasion!

Event: Two big Nordic events are coming soon to one big (formerly Nordic) neighborhood. Comments (9)
Mean Streets: Parking meters tripled in price in the heart of Park Slope on Monday, revving the motors of some drivers, but pleasing local businesses and transportation experts, who have long complained that low-cost street parking discourages turnover and clogs roadways. Comments (4)
Awesome: As if you needed another reason to celebrate Brooklyn, you just got a big one: the schedule for the annual “Celebrate Brooklyn” summer music, dance, film and arts festival has something for everyone. Comment
Bridge ‘Park’: The lovely grounds of the enchanted River Café will be ripped apart to create a pathway linking disparate ends of the Brooklyn Bridge Park development, The Brooklyn Paper has learned. Comments (6)

Our man loses the Pittsburgh Marathon!

So what happened to Ben Muessig in Sunday’s Pittsburgh Marathon? Nothing good, that’s for sure. Comments (1)

Not baaaad! Beloved sheep gets fleeced

Park Slope: Check out these stunning before and after pictures! Comment

Our man runs the Pittsburgh Marathon!

Podcast: Our own favorite son, Ben Muessig, will be running in this Sunday’s Pittsburgh Marathon. In this exclusive podcast, Ben gives Brooklyn Paper viewers a look inside his unique training regimen. Comments (1)
Columbia St Waterfront: The worm-filled Kurt Vonnegut compost box on Columbia Street is sleeping with the fishes. Comments (4)

A bunch of clowns at Coney!

A bunch of clowns at Coney!

Coney Island: Tickets are now on sale for the Ringling Brothers’ summertime Coney Island run. Comments (5)
Mean Streets: This could be the proposal that has Kent Avenue cyclists and motorists seeing wheel to wheel. Comments (38)

Another fare hike! Parking meters go sky high in Slope

Park Slope: But here’s the good news: experts say it’ll free up spaces on commercial streets. Comments (14)

Ridge cop is a ‘Wanted’ woman — and she needs your vote!

Bay Ridge: You have just a few more days to make a Bay Ridge cop a bona-fide “All Star.” Comments (2)
Editor’s Picks: Once again, the invaluable Brooklyn Paper is back with some tips for a great weekend. Keep hustlin’, Brooklyn! Comment

Counting cars on the Bridge: Some view new tracking system as a plus for gridlock-busting

 Having antennas on the Brooklyn Bridge tracking your every movement may give some people reason to pause, but not everyone is convinced it’s a bad idea - especially if it helps alleviate traffic. Comment

Gotcha! More traffic cameras

Brooklyn drivers have another reason to mind their road manners: more red light cameras are on their way. Comment

Working on the railroad: stimulus cash for D, M lines

Federal stimulus money will be pouring into Brooklyn for work along the D and M subway lines. Comment

One night, three rezoning proposals!

Brooklyn residents have hit the rezoning trifecta. Comment

Kruger, Sampson keep vote on gay marriage under wraps

The “nays” that could torpedo the gay marriage bill in the State Senate could come from Brooklyn legislators. Comment

Ouch! Beware of credit card fine print and penalty pricing

Do you know what penalty pricing is? Well, read the fine print on your credit card agreement and you may find out that because you were just a few days late making a monthly payment you were not only charged a late payment fee, but the lower rate you signed up for is now as high as 29.99%. Comment

And the answer bright Brooklynite: Local college student earns spot on ‘Jeopardy!’ college challenge

Marine Park-raised Kadeem Cooper isn’t fazed by bright lights or big questions. Comment

Coney circus signed: Ringling Bros. to set up big top

Ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages will have 84 opportunities to catch a miniature version of “The Greatest Show on Earth” in the heart of Coney Island this summer. Comment

Straight through the floor: Brooklyn home sales continue to plummet; overall sales down 57%

Brooklyn’s housing bottom has not yet been reached, a study released this week indicates. Comment

Dan Deacon gets smashed — and trashed!

Smash or Trash: Electronica legend Dan Deacon sent us his new CD and asked The Brooklyn Paper’s Smash or Trash team to do what it does best in reviewing the hit “Getting Old.” Comments (1)

Man in black strikes!

Bay Ridge: Another week, another mugging leads the blotter in Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights. Plus other crime news from the neighborhoods’ 68th Precinct. Comment

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